July 4th 2010

Day 180 of Lily Cam

Tried to avoid getting the wind in my whiskas today so I didn't make it beyond the garden.  The paddling pool from two down has been blown across the back yard and there is a Tyneside gunman on the loose so I decided not to not take any chances.     

June 27th 2010

Day 173 of Lily Cam
I thought this damned device was lost in the draw of novelty Christmas presents.  Maybe if I hadn't brought a live mouse home for Adam to stomp on in his slippers it would have stayed that way.  Hottest day of the year today and whilst England were getting romped on, I was doing a Ray Mears in the Sedgefield undergrowth.    

January 17th 2010

Day 16 of Lily Cam
Had a rough night last night, think my Iams was spiked and I spewed.  Thankfully Melissa was close by to catch it in her hands, not sure if this was love for me or her carpet.  Either way she was not impressed.  Sun is shining, is it irresponsible to dump near to a kiddy's swing?

January 16th 2010

Day 15 of Lily Cam
The snow's gone, so finally a weekend to rogue about. And it's tipping it down!  Had enough of this, so just lay on the sofa watching Adam getting pissed off at sport. Might try and get one of those pet passports and bugger off to the Algarve.

January 12th 2010

Day 11 of Lily Cam

After a morning spent sleeping on the bed, I forced myself to go out. However it's still a bit nippy under foot, so I promptly came back in and scrounged some ham from Adam's toastie. What I'd give for some slippers like that.

January 10th 2010

Day 9 of Lily Cam
Sunday morning and the snow is starting to melt! Watched Melissa making breakfast from the block, lazy bastard Adam still asleep in bed. Just into a new bag of Salmon Iams so no reason for me to go out again. Result.

January 9th 2010

Day 8 of Lily Cam
Bastards kicked me out again today.

January 6th 2010

Day 5 of Lily Cam
Snow bad again today, looked out the cat flap for about 10 minutes and decided against going out. Stared at Melissa for a while who is 'working from home' today as you can tell by her combover and lack of makeup.

January 2nd 2010

Day 1 of Lily Cam.

Having not left the house for about 2 weeks today is no exception. I was kicked out but shortly after taking this photo I returned to the house to see if I could piss on the bed again.